A: Sadly, no. I wish I could call the Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest the Nobel Prize of competitive eating, but as it's a direct competition, the analogy that most people favor is "the Super Bowl of competitive eating." And that's really a better way of describing it. If the Nobel Prize for Physics, for example, were awarded after a head-to-head battle between internationally renowned researchers for how many particles they could discover in a set amount of time, there might be more of a comparison to make. Anyway, take a look at these other awards that claim to be the Nobel Prizes of their particular fields. Some are more Nobel Prizey than others.
Field | Award | Nobelishness (0-5 sticks of dynamite) |
Math | Fields Medal | This is the gold standard of Nobel Prizes that aren't Nobel Prizes. The field of Mathematics is a glaring omission in the Nobel Prize categories, and the Fields Medal has long been regarded as an adequate substitute, despite being neither annual nor Scandinavian. |
Math | Abel Prize | Newer than the Fields Medal, and perhaps not quite as prestigious, but quite similar to the Nobel Prize: Scandinavian, annual, and with a big cash award. |
Computing | Turing Award | Far and away the most important prize in its field. |
Architecture | Pritzker Prize | Ditto. |
Engineering | Charles Stark Draper Prize | Annual, prestigious, big, international, and signified by a round medal with a guy's face on it. This is the real deal. The National Academy of Engineering awards two other big prizes on a regular basis, but they aren't quite as prestigious. |
Agriculture/Nutrition | World Food Prize | A prestigious prize in an important category; preventing starvation is akin to the Peace Prize's mission of preventing war. |
Pharmaceuticals | Prix Galien | The International Award is kind of like the Nobel Prize; the regional awards, which companies like to refer to as Nobel Prizes in Pharmaceuticals in their press releases, not so much. |
Applied Research | R&D 100 | As the name implies, there are 100 of these awarded every year. These seem more like the Oscars of research and development. |
Child Development | Kellogg's Child Development Award | This comparison pops up in press releases, but . . . no. Not even close. 52 awards in 11 years, for one thing. Also: the awards page has a picture of the Raisin Bran sun on it. This is a red flag. |
Energy . . . Stuff | Global Energy International Prize | Despite having both "Global" and "International" in its name, this is a prize sponsored by Russian oil and natural gas companies and invariably awarded to Russian scientists and their collaborators. Come on, Gazprom. |
Manga | International Manga Award | This is an award by Japan's Foreign Ministry to encourage manga artists from other countries. It's a nice gesture, but the only guy making this comparison is Japan's Foreign Minister. And that's as it should be. |
Manufacturing | Shingo Award | Pfeh. Again with the multiple recipients. |
Charity | Beacon Prize | This is a UK-only award with multiple recipients across multiple categories. |
Web . . . Things | World Summit Awards | Biennial. Multiple winners in multiple categories. Blergh. |
Earth Sciences | Vetlesen Prize | I'm torn. On the one hand, it's prestigious, has a long pedigree, and features a big, fancy medal. On the other hand, it's awarded on a very irregular basis, and nobody agrees on whether to call the category "earth sciences," "geology," or "geophysics." |
Neurology | Potamkin Prize | This is definitely prestigious, but it's called "the Nobel Prize of neurology," "the Nobel Prize for Alzheimer's research," and "the Nobel Prize of dementia research" - it would sound a lot more convincing if it were consistently associated with the larger field. Plus, there's already a thing awarded annually in Sweden for advances in medicine - you may have heard of it. |
Classical Music | Birgit Nilsson Prize | Sweden? Check. One million dollars? Check. Even though this award is brand new and won't be awarded every year, I'm going to call this a valid comparison. |
DIY Projects | Backyard Geniuses Award | Okay, so there's no comparison to be made here, but who doesn't love an award that goes to a giant mechanical claw? Quote: "This democratizes the crushing power." |
Small Business Research | International Award for Entrepreneurship and Small Business Research | Dubiousness: high. It's geographically similar, being an international prize awarded in Sweden, but it's $50,000 and this crummy statuette. |
Spiritual Whatnot | Templeton Prize | It certainly is lucrative: one million pounds. And it is prestigious, international, and annual. The prize's one failing is the vagueness of its purpose: "affirming life's spiritual dimension." This has led to the Templeton Prize being awarded to ethicists, charity workers, and theoretical physicists, among others - deserving recipients, but strange bedfellows. Tough call. I'll say it's legitimate. |
Children's Drawings | Egyptian Early Innovation Award | D'awwwww. The sponsor of this award made the comparison to a Nobel Prize because he loves it so much. Awwww! And it is an international prize based on merit in a specific field. At 500 Euros and with no name recognition, though, this is a lot closer to that thing where your crayon drawing ends up in the kids' section of the local newspaper. |
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